A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on
I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.
As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.
Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!
Eric: What???
When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.
Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No, like human suitcases.
Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport
Look at that man's human suitcase!
A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.
Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?
Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport
These Human Suitcases are the best!
A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.
Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.