A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is a small strong woman. She is very intelligent and creative. In bed, she is a grenade ( if she doesn't eat at this moment). Her favorite occupation is to smoke.
A:Omg is this a steam locomotive ? B: No that's Ilona.
Ilona is a SWEET girl. If you have a Ilona in your Life, you are the luckiest person in the world. Ilona is smart, beautiful, selfless and caring with her loved ones. Careful, she bites if you hurt her friends and family. Ilona are short cute girls. They act like cats and are always cold.
« You’re very lucky to have a Ilona in your Life. I envy you »
A girl that thinks she really does good by going to the gym and bike for 20 minutes
‘You see that girl over there, she is such an Ilona!’
a really beautiful and nice woman and Ilona is a really beautiful Finnish name. Ilona talks a lot about her boyfriend to friends but eventually leaves her boyfriend.
Ilona is so beautiful girl i love talking with her
literally the most single, desperate, idiotic person in the world
"Damn, what do you mean Ilona has been rejected 9 times????"