A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts
Get on your knees and suck my shorts!
When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
A feeling of wanting to masturbate; a tingling sensation; an aura of radiance
I got a tickle in my shorts when I was seemingly trapped in an elevator that was going non-stop.
A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”