A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be Unexplainaby Obsessed with a single person, it is neither love nor hatred but an extreme desire to be with them which could be described as Love in the future, this will happen in an instant and is only curable by GETTING OVER the person who it is about
Luong Itus "unnamable Persone" OMG u see that girl shes lovely whats her name ??? "LUCY" OMG U SAID HER NAME i now feel all lovely inside Y ARE U TORTURING ME
skank-itus is a disease..you act like a skank and the word skank is a huge part of your vocabulary.
that girl is such a skank. shes probably got skank-itus. - i see youve caught a case of the skank-itus
Da-itus.....The fear that, out there, somewhere, someone is happy... An organic cerebral dysfunction, Da-itus is characterised by megalomaniacal outbursts of a phallic and anal nature, akin to pukka-phobia. A psychosomatic disease, Da-itus is commonly thought to affect morose adolescents exposed to coitus-interruptus, or more likely, coitus-nevergotus. Symptoms include a tendency to suffer moments of prostrate, tempestuous puffiness in the nether regions, Da-itus is often associated with salacious, irksome, invertebrates, with sufferers tending to be prone to a plethera of fatal atractions.
Da Battyboy is da sufferer of da-itus
Having a first instinct to "Spazz out" or to move uncontrollaby, as if you had tourettes syndrome when scared; unable to control your body when someone attempts to hit you.
Damn, she must have been born with Cami-itus because shes still on the floor shaking from 20 minutes ago!
When you go to the doctors office and the doctor diagnoses you that you have been muching to many bad bitches butholes, therefore your face is covered with in anal pubes.
God damn!! I got ass-eń-itus. Heard it from ma doctor this morning.
A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.
Dude, I think I have Remington Bard-itus so I'm gunna just jump off a bridge.