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J.K. Rowling

Queen of the literary world. Praise her.

J.K. Rowling is the woman who saved my life. I owe her so, so much.

by Potterhead #330203 October 06, 2011

J.K Rowling

It is a way to end a joke in way to add gay connotation to a prank or the ending of a joke. This can be used in many different ways but the way my friends and i used was to invoke a gay connotation in a sentence. This saying does not mean to offend it only wants to invoke a negative or positive connotation to the name J.K Rowling.

EX; the tip of your head is ugly no the tip of your dick is ugly J.K Rowling.

by realcrazy July 21, 2020

J.K. Lowling

J.K. Rowling, Author of the popular Harry Potter books, when she's fucking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, Pottermore information, etc.

Samantha, Rabid Fangirl: GODDAMNIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM POTTERMORE AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BETA BUT IT WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT I WILL BE GETTING ANOTHER EMAIL THAT WILL BE THE ACTUAL EMAIL. THEN I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL AND IT WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY WERE PREPARING TO SEND THE EMAIL. FUCK. Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.

by Apokamptos August 27, 2011

J.K Rowling

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by the pope October 19, 2003

J.K Rowling

GOD

J.K Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter series and changed millions of lives!

by Undermyfelttippedquill December 24, 2011

J.K. Rowling

The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.

Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag? Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.

by TheNuminous March 19, 2007

J.K Rowling

A woman who makes much money off a certain creation of hers. She has trouble writing when she is married. See how long Book 5 took? 3 years. =X

That woman is such a J.K Rowling, she'll never finish the next book in the series!