A fork of Rural Dictionary
The man with the biggest penis on the planet
Jake has the biggest penis I’ve ever seen
A Person With An Enormous Penis Ranging 9-12 Inches
I bet that guy is totally a Jake
Jake is the intelligent type. Really sweet and caring. The best boyfriend you'd ever have, and also the greatest friend. He's always there for you, and cares for you like a brother, a father, a best friend and also a lover. The type who plays basketball and guitar. If you ever date a Jake, you'd never feel alone. You'll always feel loved and special. He'd make sure you sleep happy every night, and wake up with a smile everyday. When Jake loves a girl, he'd do anything to make her happy, and he'd never give up on her no matter what happens. He's also the type who gets mad easily because he's a softie, but everything will go well anyways. He also has the most adorable smile, and his hair is amazing. Also a good kisser.
"Wow he's such a great guy! who is he?" "He's my bro, my best, my half, my everything!" "He must be a Jake"
Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He knows how to make a girl laugh, help her thru though situations, not to mention one of the cutest boys you will EVER meet and he is very sweet and overall perfect.