A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj. describing a totally relaxing environment; a more extreme version of "chill"
"Were you at Jonathan's kickback yesterday?"
"Yea, it was jans"
Clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the Yellow Pages. Not on good terms with her boss
Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"
Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.
"Oh did you see that Jan? Such a cunt"
A womans Vagina, Part of the reproductive system.
"That bitches Va Jan Jan is showing"
"Bloody fuckin Va Jan Jan!"
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Jans usthe best boy of the earth.he verry good at fucking and he gif you to much hugs .at school he's a horror kid but he don't like school .what he likes is smoking in de garden from his friends
Jan is your above average gigachad with an incredibly enormous penis. He will always brag about it but once you first see it, you’ll want to use it more often.
-Omg did you see the size of that thing? That must be Jan!