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jegs

A slang for being high. Or An alternative name for marijuana.

Hey man are you really Jegs? Yah I'm Jegs outta my mind! Hey, you got any Jegs?

by bigyawn August 21, 2006

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 24, 2013

Jeg Lagger

Jeg Lagger, is a Fat kid called Emre Sahan

JEG LAGGER, JEG RIVER DiNE KNOGLER OP KNÆKKE BRØD

by Bibu123 April 29, 2019

Jeg-Gunts

Combination of a Gunt and the tight jeggings worn by fat/obese supermarket shoppers. Usually worn also with Ugg boots.

I went to Asda Toryglen on Saturday and felt classy after seeing all the Jeg-Gunts on display

by cazzzza February 08, 2010

Flop jeg

When you did the secks so many times your legs fell off and then your Valley Girl jeggings flop off your stumps.

Man I got a wicked case of flop jeg

by Ratsax October 02, 2019

jeg dabber som jeg vil

when u dont dab like all the other kids

simon says: "jeg dabber som jeg vil"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018