A fork of Rural Dictionary
slang for "im gonna fuck your mom"
Also slang for "god"
Also slang for "im gonna fuck you"
The purest form of god; also sleeps with your mom and
Friend:hey i'm gonna jeri peri feri your mom tonight
Friend:if you do i'll jeri peri feri YOU
Friend: yo i just saw jeri peri feri!
Friend: yo!!
Friend: i wanna jeri peri feri you
Friend: ...no
hey i'm gonna jeri peri feri your mom tonight
A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.
Jeries is the best
(Arabic) name of an ancient spirit documented throughout history by different cultures. The spanish called it Jorge, the Russians called it Yuri, and the English called it George. It is folklore that this spirit was followed by abundance wherever it went, as it means “farmer” or “he who has a green hand”.
Jeries’s hand is green due to the abundance of hoes that sat on it.
funny, handsom, awesome, and such an amazing person which doesn't care about humanity because it's shit.
and yeah dark humour.
-"ohhh who is that pretty pretty boy"
-"lol it's fucking Jjeries farhood, you should follow him on instagram"
Jeris is a unique person. There is probably no one quite like her combination of brilliance and beauty, loving and kindness, friendliness and stand-offishness. She has a great sense of humor, is generous with things but never seems to have enough time to enjoy herself. She enjoys travel and dreams of an extended vacation to a irregular destination. Jeris is talented at almost everything she tries. Jeris has little patience if something interferes with her schedule or plans. You are always grateful to be able to spend time with Jeris.
I was surprised when Jeris gave me a gift and then left before we could really catch up with each other.