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Joel is the sexiest mofucker youll ever lay eyes upon.He's an alpha male and gets any girl he wants.His penis is over 10 inches and his head game is amazing.He can go for hours and go for as many rounds as he wants.He's an intellectual and his iq is extremely high.If you ever see a Joel just fuck him.
Joel your so huge. Ohhh your so good.
Your so fucking sexy.
Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.
Person: Hey joel!
Person who is a joel: Hey what's up?
An amazing being that will be a blessing in your life. <3
I adore you Joel
He’s one of a kind :) he’s a really good bestfriend . but there is one problem.... he has to much bestfriends at times and it would bother his other bestfriends. but other than that he’s honestly with you , loving , a caring friend, is shy at first , but then will be really weird and goofy with you once you get to know him better , he will be there for you no matter what .he will help you get rid of those toxic people in your life , he won’t ever .. EVER leave your side or leave you hurt , never lose him , he’s the bestfriend you will want and will want to keep for as Long as you can
“ do you know joel?”
Yes he’s a really good friend!
“Really ? Where do I find a joel”
Just wait..
if your dad is a joel you are the luckiest person ever. joel is a man when he has a job he works hard on it to make sure his family have enough money. he is very easily liked. says hes tough but actually hes a soft touch for sure. easy to talk to about your issues and is so fun and playful. he does so much every day but is always so calm. he definetly is one to stick near as if you let go of him youll regret it . joels love plants and nature. WARNING: HE WILL WAKE YOU UP SUNDAY M ORNING TO GO ON A WALK IN NATIONAL TRUST PLACES BEACHES WOODLAND AD TRUST ME YOU COULD WALK TO CORNWALL WITH HIM BY YOUR SIDE. eager to camp under the stars without tents.does not like glamping ONLY camping