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jub jub

The popular third world game whereby a stick is used to push a tyre or hoop around the shanty town or dump. Variations include head to head jub jub, where players race at breakneck speed around the mud hut or red cross aid wagon. The sport came under the media spotlight in 1989 when the first ever "no holds barred" contest ended in disaster for players Winston and Easter Djemba Djemba, Brother and sister tag team from Brixton, collided at more than 200km/h in the well known "chicken" situation. Another common variation is where jub jub is played on a minefield, although this practice is neither condoned or endorsed by the Jub jub international sports society (JISS). Jub jub was played by Jesus of Nazareth in around 12AD. It is not good practice for players to be buggered stupid by members of the Pagans or Goths, or indeed any other confused anarchic perverted wierdheads.

"Hey, come play jub jub, Mandela."

by King Phallus February 16, 2004

jub jub

A cheat code for the game Star Wars Battlefront, works on Playstation 2 and PC. It is very simple to enter the cheat code. All you do is create a new profile, and the profile name must be "Jub Jub" (without quotations.) This code will make all infantry you play as in the game very short, they will be the height of Ewoks , the little bearlike creatures from Star Wars Episode VI: A New Hope. They reside on the planet of Endor. You can play this level in the game, and you will see the Ewoks running around. If you play as the Rebel Pilot in while under this profile name, his helmet will be floating in mid-air where his head should actually be. This code will not work while playing online.

Person 1: Dude I was playing Star Wars Battlefront yesterday. I'm getting good at that game. Person 2: You should try using the Jub Jub cheat, it makes all your characters short. I'll show you how to do it sometime.

by dc5k473r318 March 28, 2010

jub jub

wrinkley dick/penis

by Anonymous May 02, 2003

jub jub

a stupid person

you are a complete jub jub mate

by zippey June 06, 2003

Jub Jub

A Jardine's Parrot by the name of Jub Jub who does vocals for a death metal band from Pittsburgh called JonBenet Ramsey. Jub Jub is from South Africa.

Did you hear the new JonBenet Ramsey song with Jub Jub chirping on it?

by D.J. February 25, 2004

jubbing

When someone else's body part is stabbing into you. For example, when someone's elbow is stabbing into your side.

Dean: Bro, stop jubbing me with your arm

by Barble December 25, 2015

jubbed

When someone else gets you to do their job and they in turn do nothing.

Said from one co-worker to you regarding a project that you have been given. "hey man you're 'Jubbed' on that proposal, Kevin was supposed to do it."

by L.J.B. March 10, 2004