A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Nacho Day : when a hot MILF invites you for nachos but when you show up she tells you there are no nachos and you are the booty call
MILF: want to come over for nachos? Me: okay MILF: no nachos but you can munch on me! July 6th
The day someone whos name starts with g has to kiss someone whos name starts with L
*G kisses L* L: why'd you do that? G: Because it's July 6th!