A fork of Rural Dictionary
ka·ra·te (kə-rä'tç) n. A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.
Lady: Oh my somebody just stole my purse! Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse! Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse! Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills? *Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy* Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?
What weak kids think they can use to beat others up.
George: Hey you're my bitch now! Kid: You shouldn't talk to me that way, I take Karate! George: Oh yeah, well I can still kick your ass!
A Japanese martial art.With white belt being the lowest level and the black belt being the highest.
I went to karate ages ago but it was shit so i quit.
A martial arts style which is totally ineffective in MMA competitions like UFC and Pride. Every time a Karate dude gets in the ring, he is either knocked out or taps out. If you want to learn self defense, study grappling, wrestling, or kick boxing. Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......
Rick Davis got knocked out by Melvin Guillard at UFC 60. I should have saw that coming.....Rick Davis studied Kenpo Karate!
That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.