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karen

She took the kids...
She asked for the manager...
She said GO TO YOUR ROOM...
She has 5 husbands...
She does not age...

She may be a heroin addict...
She did vote for trump...

BOB:KAREN PLEASE I JUST WANNA SEE MY KIDS
KAREN: NO THERE MINE
BOB: I JUST WANNA SEE LITTLE JIMMY

by SHYAH_IS_SUPERIOR April 10, 2019

karen

a steryotype of women that are very demanding and rude ,think the world revolves around them,no respect,the kind of person that will ALWAYS go inside stores or bissneses demanding to speak to the maneger and try there hardest to get free stuff from the store,restaeant,ect

karen:you gave me no napkins i demand to speak to your maneger

by crw187 October 12, 2020

karen

a white, middle-aged, suburban, egotistical, usually racist lady who has a low tolerance for other people and has a thing for managers

starbucks employee: "ma'am please have your dog wait outside while you order"

karen: "eXcuSe mE, this is my emotionaL suppOrT aNiMaL"

starbucks employee: "ma'am i'm really sorry, it's store policy"

karen: "that's very diSresPecTfuL of you to say YOUNG MAN! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER??"

by TheRealSlamB36 February 02, 2021

karen

a suburban mom who owns a white suv and her kids only eat organic snacks and they cant get mad because they will have "more wrinkles". karen has an a-line cut and really bad highlights. she also took the kids from her ex-husband, ricardo.

ricardo- "karen they're my kids too"

karen

we all know the karen’s in our life. the one who’s NEVER late to the pta meeting and is on a gluten free/dairy free/meat free/keto diet. also, her kids listen to KiDs BoP

karen is the definition of ok boomer.

by cg😭 November 27, 2019

karen

nobody likes you if your a karen. karen is the one bitch to snitch and call the cops while someone is lighting fireworks, and then scream at the person. she also goes to a coffee shop, gets the wrong coffee, then she fucking drinks it all, and asks for a damn ass refund.

nah dont get me started, i know damn well these hoes support trump, fuck you karen

worker: hello, what can I get you today
karen: can I get a *insert random drink*
worker: that will be 3 dollars
*karen pays*
(10 minutes later)
karen: I WANT A REFUND
worker: um why
karen: BECAUSE I ORDERED THE WRONG DRINK, REFUND, NOW
worker: im gonna need you to shut that bullshit up karen, listen, give me the damn cup.
*karen hands the worker the cup*
worker: bitch, you drunk the whole thing
karen: SO, I NEED MY REFUND
worker: shut the fuck up karen, your not getting a damn ass refund, no, you're not talking to the manager either, since you are uncultured and a blind dumb ass bitch, now get the fuck out and get a life
karen: UGH FINE, I AM GONNA CALL THE POLICE
worker: call the police then lol
*karen leaves the store*
worker: dumb ass hoe

by perrseephone June 30, 2020

karen

A lady who complains about every little wrong detail. She is blonde, don't wear a mask, and will always show up to make a scene in your store. If you see a blonde lady, not wearing a mask, run. She will always be willing to scream at anyone she finds and doesn't like. She could show up in your front yard, complaining about every little detail like she would in a store. You would be lucky if you were her friend, cause you won't be yelled at unless you aren't on her side of any fight. She will show up with a phone recording you if you are recording her. She will even sometimes threaten to get the cps involved with the problems if she doesn't like how you are acting towards the problem that comes up between you and her.

zack: KAREN GET OFF MY LAWN
Karen: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I CALL THE COPS

by This was written by Mason M. November 26, 2020