A fork of Rural Dictionary
a pathetic noob/creature that will listen to anything that you say. However when the Kelvin gets its mind set on you no matter how many times you beat the shit out of him/ it, it will continue to kiss your ass and blink like a faggot. Not very good at insulting or demeaning others. Known to pick fights with those who are stronger/smarter than it (meaning everyone). Has no genetailia or means of reproduction.
person: Kelvin go away
Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!
person: Okay.... go fuck a pole
Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<
He’s known to be the brain of the team. Also known as John wick Kelvin has a lot and skills and good to be around. He’s a jokester to. Who wouldn’t want to be around Kelvin.
Kelvin Known to have the p’s aka is also known as John wick
Kelvin is the most sexiest human on earth. He gets hella bitches an will take yours in a second. Don’t mess with kelvin because he has a bad temper
Damn girl you see kelvin
“Yessss! He is sooo sexy I just wanna marry him”
studly man trapped in fat guys body, warm and kind hearted but still gets dumped on by everyone
kelvinater
A friend you like to facetime and read this sh!t with. A classmate that keeps to himself a lot, but has lots of friends. You laugh together, you REEEEE together, you play ROBLOX together, but most of all... He’s the best asian person you’ll ever meet (except me 😜) He’s kinda an meanie pants sometimes :/
Brian A: WOAH! LOOK ITS KELVIN!
Pedro: Bro stfu idc
Brian A: *cries*
Pedro: yo chill
Natalie: Wtf went on here?
Pedro: Brian is crying cuz i said idc
Brian A: *big snot comes out of nose*
Me: EWWW
Kelvin: *giggles*