A fork of Rural Dictionary
The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).
The sweetest boyfriend you'll ever have. He has the biggest heart despite having the mind of a killer. But don't worry, he won't kill you if he loves you. He's insanely silly and you can never tell when he's joking. He's very funny and you'll fall insanely in love with his eyes.
Is it kiel or kale? I love kiel. Pronounced like Kyle but not rapist vibes.
A name of a redneck white guy who is genetically probed to being unlikled. He is unable to talk to women and has a mass of appx 2 black holes (has never seen 2 black holes if u know what im sayin)
Kiel has no game (he smells funny)
Possibly the dumbest fucking way to spell Kyle. Annoying as fuck and horrible at video games.
I wouldn't want to be a kiel v; XD