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Kimbo Mumbo

The term to describe a small boy who thinks he's a lot taller than in actuality, most likely plays Fortnite unironically and has inhuman greasy fingers. He will say people are beneath him just for the sake of it, usually calling them irrelevant, irrelevant and on the odd occasion, irrelevant. Along with playing Fortnite unironically, he also believes to be the greatest player of all time; and partakes in the small Fortnite cul- I mean clan known as RT Clan (also unironic). So if you know a Kimbo Mumbo, seek help immediately, as they are classed as high danger individuals.

He looks both high and drunk, but is neither. He's a Kimbo Mumbo.

by notbencowan August 31, 2020

Kimbo Slice

(N.) A huge, disturbingly large piece of pie, cake, cheese or other food type that use slices.

Friend A : "Hey Bro, would you like a slice of pumpkin pie?" Friend B : "Hell yeah! But, make it a Kimbo Slice!"

by Shastown's Finest January 02, 2009

kimbo slice

Kimbo Slice (born 1976) is a Miami, Florida-based underground fighter. He has appeared in several bare-knuckle fights which have spread primarily on the Internet. lice has also worked as a bodyguard for the pornographic VIP and MILF Hunter productions.1 Rolling Stone magazine has stated his age at 30 (in 2006) and called Slice "The King of the Web Brawlers". This entry is an updated version of the previous one I submitted.

Kimbo Slice is one crazy street fighter, I wouldn't thump with him.

by Chris Malice April 02, 2007

kimbo weed

brand new slang for the most potent, powerful, and strongest weed in the streets. it will knock your ass out with just one hit. it is called kimbo weed in reference to the big bad ass bareknuckles fighting champ Kimbo Slice, who represents 305 miami. this term was coined by avid marijuana user gib mane, one of the coolest motherfuckers in the whole dirty south.

mike: "hey gib mane, you wanna match me on a blunt? gib mane: "nah pimpin, i don't fuck with that reggie miller horse shit you smokin', i'm on that kimbo weed mane."

by Keepin' It Way Pimpin' January 18, 2008

kimbo slice

Big, dumb gorill'er, possibly of the silverback species, that fights against men in MMA. Between matches it is kept in a cage and fed bananas. It is theorized it may be the missing link between man and ape.

Back in more ignorant times, it was thought that women would be raped by silverback gorillas, known as kimbo slice, in the wild, but thanks to Jane Goodell, we know that chimps named Chris Brown smacking a bitch is the only simian threat.

by baron von hugendong the second October 09, 2009

Kimbo Mumbo

A short manchild with destructive tendancies. Runs around in circles attacking anyone in sight and eats anything he sees, including human skin. Has connections to Elon Musk and probably Kim Jong-Un too. If given the chance he could end the world via nuclear warheads and inappropriate sexual tension. A true force to be reckoned with.

Oh no it's Kimbo Mumbo, we gotta get out of here or he'll kidnap, beat and eat us!

by notbencowan June 15, 2020

KIMBO SLICE

a BIG ass motherfucker that could easily kill you with one punch

i dont want to fight him, he looks like a Kimbo Slice

by HRV'S FINEST May 02, 2008