A fork of Rural Dictionary
Figure of speech. Person who do nothing.
Why are you lying all the time? You are kirill vorobev!
The pinnacle and THE DEFINITION of a smart Russian, a Kirill is someone so smart that you physically want to beat them up just because of how smart they are.
There is a key set of checkboxes you have to tick to be qualified as a Kirill, YOU HAVE TO POSSES the knowledge to make Neil Degrass Tyson get erected just due to your sheer intellect, and you need to have absolute YAP skills so you can yap about math for hours on end. A Kirill is very time efficient, it finishes its work 2 months before the work is due.
A Kirill hates Polyphia and black metal.
Also, a Kirill possesses time travel capabilities, so they can sleep at 6 am and wake up at 4 am.
The way to catch a Kirill is very specific: Mayo, Tuna, and potatoes mixed together in a bowl.
Did you finish all of the HL IB physics curriculum in 6 months?
Tough luck a Kirill Khoroshaev would do it in one night.
"A kirill never touches others but always gets touched without resistance"
The biggest thing in the universe someone said that this thing cum with spatial matter
The theory of Kirill dick
klassen kirill, im so blessed to have the best man ever 🙏🏻
Noun: He is an attention seeking retard who pretends to be gay and autistic for attention while deep down, he's just a little girl screaming to get out of his closet because of the attention he didn't get from his parents. Usually short and also has brainrot.
Verb: To do something autistic.
Person 1: Look at that midget! I'd bet he's a Kirill!
Person 2: Nah, he is most definitely a Kirill, he yelled, "I LOVE GAY SEX" in the school cafeteria and then he denied that he's gay.
Person 1: Damn
Person 3: Yeah, and he came up to my art teacher and said, "I love snorting cocaine". What a Kirill.
Person 1: No way, he can't be that bad.
Person 2 and 3: We warned you.
Person 1 to Kirill: Hello.
Kirill: UwU Hello do you like BBC and Skibidi Toilet?
Person 1 Shoots Kirill.
a Bulgarian way to define someone who is very strong and intelligent. Usually refers to people who are big, but have small genitals.
-Look at that guy, he's really big.
-Yeah, but I bet he is Kiril Zhivarov!
-Oh yeah I prefer satisfaction in bed