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Koon pack

The finest gas that savages smoke

Chief keef and the Chiraq savages are smoking the Koon pack

by GloGangGBE April 30, 2016

boon koon

Synonym for ride or die , best friend, close friend You trust this person , you have this person for whatever . You love this person ,this is a bestie (your ace)

Panda and I are close asf . She is not a regular friend ; she is my boon koon.🤞🏾

by Thicker bug June 16, 2017

dune koon

A person of arabian descent. An indian(from india)iraq, iran, a muslim who hates america and christians. A stupid raghead that doesnt belong on this soil.

I am going to burn that dune koons rag.

by peoplesperson November 11, 2006

Plo Koon

Plo Koon descended from a long line of Kel Dor Jedi Knights. His highly developed extrasensory organs increased his Jedi mind powers. Plo Koon and Qui-Gon Jinn were friends long before becoming Jedi Masters. Plo Koon was appointed to the Jedi Council, but Qui-Gon proved too headstrong to serve with his friend. Master Koon looked forward to the day his friend Qui-Gon would earn a short-term appointment to the Jedi Council. Master Koon’s own appointment to the Jedi Council was due in large part to his actions during the Stark Hyperspace Conflict. A great Jedi Master's death in the Fifth Battle of Qotile threatened to rout the Republic's forces, but Koon rallied the Republic forces and led them to victory. Master Koon was among the six Jedi Council members assigned to a mission to Malastare to negotiate peace between the planet of Lannik and Red Iaro terrorists. Months before the Battle of Naboo, Master Koon sat on the Reconciliation Council when Qui-Gon reported the destruction of the Trade Federation freighter Revenue. During the Battle of Geonosis, Master Koon was among the Jedi forces that attacked the Droid Control Ship and was one of the few Council members to survive the battle. Plo Koon: Male Kel Dor Jedi Guardian 11/Jedi Master 2; Init +2 (Dex); Defense 22 (+10 class, +2 Dex); Spd 10 m; VP/WP 100/14; Atk +15/+10/+5* melee (5d8+1/19–20, lightsaber) or +15/+10/+5 ranged; SQ Low-light vision, methane breather, Force secret (Force Defense +1), deflect (defense +2), deflect (attack –3), deflect (extend defense and attack); SV Fort +11, Ref +10, Will +8; SZ M; FP 8; DSP 0; Rep +4; Str 13, Dex 14, Con 14, Int 15, Wis 13, Cha 14. Challenge Code E. Equipment: Lightsaber*, Jedi robes, methane breath mask. *Plo Koon has constructed his own lightsaber. Skills: Astrogate +3, Computer Use +8, Diplomacy +8, Gather Information +4, Knowledge (Jedi lore) +8, Pilot +8, Read/Write Kel Dor, Speak Basic, Speak Huttese, Speak Kel Dor, Speak Shyriiwook. Force Skills: Affect Mind +10, Battlemind +12, Empathy +3, Enhance Ability +9, Enhance Senses +9, Farseeing +9, Force Defense +12, Force Strike +12, See Force +11. Feats: Cleave, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (lightsaber), Force-Sensitive, Great Cleave, Power Attack, Starship Operation (space transport), Sunder, Weapon Group Proficiencies (blaster pistols, simple weapons). Force Feats: Alter, Aware, Control, Knight Defense, Lightsaber Defense, Sense.

Plo Koon is the tightest Jedi ever.

by Star Wars Nerd June 25, 2004

Koon Tunes

All music that is rap, or hip hop.

"Hey Jamal what are you listening to?" "Some Koon Tunes yo!"

by thazzle September 03, 2008

Plo Koon

When an offender breaks wind in a group consisting of two or more people, during a serious conversation and carries on without recognizing that any infraction has occurred. A Grand Plo Koon is when none of the members of the group shows any reaction whatsoever.

During the annual board meeting, the CEO Plo Kooned relentlessly. The only thing keeping the situation from turning into a Grand Plo Koon, was the CFO's inability to keep a smirk from his face.

by Queen of the Wind January 08, 2012

koon laugh

When you laugh like a black person (loud and uncalled for)

that chick, Janine Cook, has mastered the koon laugh

by Long Shlong John February 03, 2012