A fork of Rural Dictionary
Text Message Linda: Fuckkkk youuu I'm so sickkk &&& tired of you. Akeem: Bitch like I give a shit LMS.
Lynda's Meaty Surprise. LMS is a pie with a sloppy brown fecal like filling. Any meat can be put in here, the most common of course is a mixture of horse and roadkill. The pastry itself is hard and flakey and almost always burnt inside and out. A true delicacy which is honored in many cultures especially school canteens.
Fuck... Tom Malcolm's made LMS again. Ha! Charlie's a vegetarian he can't eat LMS!
Last Man Standing. Often used in events in games like Gunz: Online
Hey, what's the event? Hide and seek? -No, it's lms-
Lick my Stapler An acronym commonly used on Facebook implying that if you perform an entertaining yet stupid act for someone, they will do something for you.
LMS and I will say something on your wall that you know isn't true.
Acronym for Lawn Mower, referring to a very slow, four wheeled motor vehicle with a broken or distastefully modified muffler, causing it to sound like a Lawn Mower. The operators of these vehicles are generally men between the ages of 16 and 25 who enjoy making noise with their mufflers by driving around using the lowest possible gear. This often results in attempts at races with high performance automobiles and motorcycles, obviously ending shame.
Rider of Suzuki GSX-R1000 high performance motorcycle: "Look at this guy in the Honda Civic with the fart can, is he trying to race me? What an LM!" "That LM is all show and no go."
Stands for Like my status Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook
Status update: bored, if you want me to message you LMS
"Lick My Self" common among the dog and cat community as slang on instagram. Grooming pictures are popular on catstagram as a way for female cats and bitches (female dogs) to show of their many nipples.
Whore Cat: OMG #lms #menandmybitches Male Cat: omg babe ur so hawt