A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.
group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough
A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.
Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.
Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.
"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"
"Sorry, lager fingers...."
Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.
She gave me a rice lager, and now we're having sushi for dinner.
A lager low in alcohol, brands such as Foster's or Carlsberg fit the bill nicely, although Carling or Skol are kind of missing the point of having a beer a bit.
got the motor outside, better stick to driving lager.