Country Dictionary

commonly known as a "ghetto piece of shit", an urban sprawl community sandwiched between Silver Spring / Takoma Park and The University of Maryland. No one knows how to drive, no one knows how to cross the street. Probably thousands of stores but nothing to do. Turning into shopping centers from the center lane is a hot trend in the area and so are pedestrian strikes.

Someone should bulldoze Langley Park.

There must be the largest concentration of peruvian chicken joints on the east coast in Langley Park.

If an area could have AIDS, Langley Park has terminal stage AIDS.

A massive full time legend who fixes showers on a daily basis

Omg what a Chris Langley

better than surrey

person 1: langley BC is trash, so many people
person 2: better than surrey

The coolest kids in town. They are also the richest people who have the biggest parties in England and only the most intelligent go there. The girls give really good blowjobs as well

Man I wish I was a part of those Langley kids, but I can't afford it

The act of "daddy" getting you out of trouble, especially for legal or economic reasons.

"Daddy, I wrecked the car."
"Again...."

"Did you hear about betty?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got arrested and her dad bailed her out."
"Damn, another weekend of Langley Chillin'."

2 platonic, male friends illegitimate love childs penis.

My son was telling me how he got this chick knocked up with his dangley langley

Langley gels is shit you get moody maths teachers, pedo-file English teachers (mr.green), teachers who can’t roll skirts properly, retarded form tutors, over all don’t go Langley gels

I went Langley Gels and well here I am living of benefits wiv 7 children all 1 year apart coz I had sex wiv a teacher from there