Country Dictionary

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Lank

A two headed penis with hair on the head jutting out of an ass.

Your lank looks extra fluffy today, let me stroke it with this large spatula.

by danson March 22, 2005

lank

Lanky, Prone to being lank

Evan Marten is a Lank, You could blow him over with your breath

by Elliot McElliot March 11, 2008

lank

a very sexy person who will often boat your boots.

"man that girls a total lank."
"yeah...i wish she'd boat my boots."

by da1798234590238465 June 04, 2007

lank

A huge Dick,Enormous peen

girl my man got a god damn lank

by dont worry March 03, 2005

Lank

Plural for lanky

That baseball team has a lot of lank pitchers

by Brosuhf May 19, 2016

LANK

(textspeak) (Acronym) For Let A Nigga Know

alright man...We gonna be at the John Coltraine show later tonight. You wanna get drinks afterwards? LANK

by Hiraminus Bogsh May 11, 2016

lankes

A circle of dudes jerking it onto a large sausage. Kind of like a blue waffle

Guy 1: Did you hear about Nick?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He pulled a lankes with 4 of his friends!

by EFuentes April 12, 2017