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Termination of employment, to be fired. Politically correct propaganda for a dismissal.
The all employees email comes out...
"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."
Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.
Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?
Used instead of leaving but is now worthy of dictionary entries
P1: Take that with us
P2: No its better lefting it here
an expression Beyonce uses in her song "Irreplaceable" (written by NeYo) meaning homeboy can get his stuff, put it in a box, and leave. This signals the end of a relationship and that the man should pack everything he owns in a box and move to the left, out the door. Neyo described this expression to Tyra on the Tyra Banks show.
"To the left, to the left, everything you own in a box to the left"
Masturbating but with your left hand
Carmine: Sorry i couldn’t come, i was righting all day yesterday
Parker: We were just lefting
Political side that is overly sensitive and likes to think its liberal, tries to fight modern problems but creates new ones instead
See Jimmy over there, hes a fuckin lefty commie
the universal order of passing a joint, a blunt or a bong when smoking weed
1)
I GOT 5 ON IT LYRICS:
pass the doobie to the left biddy bum bum boom
2)
Nigga 1: This is the first time I'm gonna smoke weed
Nigga 2: It's two hits then you pass it to the left
Nigga 1: I always knew that nigga