A fork of Rural Dictionary
a frequently used "word" people use when IMing each other. it stands for "laughing my ass off" but obviously, no one laughs they're ass off, so it's quite ridiculous. we use it when something's funnier and deserves more than a capitalized "lol" sometimes people say it in person too, but that's only when they're trying to be funny... or they're just retarded.
somefathobo (2:34:56 PM): who's mom do you have to rape around here to get some cookies? anotherhobo (2:34:57 PM): lmao somefathobo (2:34:58 PM): it wasn't that funny... was it?
A chatroom acronym used exclusively by morons, meant to stand for "laughing my ass off". Generally typed in response to deeply unfunny remarks, and also used to feign nonchalance when taunting someone.
1. SeXXyMoM4u: well, gtg buy some groceries UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao 2. Jeremy654333227819: U stupid fuckking idiot, if I ever see u on the street i'll fuckkingg kill u UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao
Laughing my ass off. Can be used in conjunction with other laughing acronyms such as lol and rofl ie. hahahahlololololroflmao!!!!1 and so on.. Used when the situation is considered funnier than a mere lol. I've also heard this said aloud in conversation pronounced: La mayo. Also roflmao (pronounced rofl like waffle mayo) and of course lol.
me: Examples are for people who didn't explain properly you: lmao
"Lmao" Means, Launching Missiles At Orphanages. This Phrase Should Not Be Used Because Its Disrespectful To Children And Its Wasting Missiles The Homeless Could Use.
(Person 1) I Lmao Today Haha!! (Person 2) That's Bad Don't Do It Again. (Person 1) Aw Dang Im So Sorry I Will Stop.
To Laugh My Ass Off Laugh My Ass Off
Omg that was soo funny......lmao. All she kept saying was lmao and it wasnt even funny!