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douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser" 2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible. 3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!

by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008

Zach Louch

N. - The most amazing person I have ever known. An unbelievably great friend, somebody who will always be there for you , no matter what harm may come upon him. A selfless individual, who always puts himself last, even when he knows he shouldn't. He is also a great woman seducer, and known to usually have the urge to have sex for 7 hours. Overall, he's the perfect person that you could ever have in your life. My best friend and I love him with all my heart.

N. - Wow.. I'm so jealous of them.. I wish I had a Zach Louch like they do. N. - Dude, I totally have a Zach Louch. Pretty sick deal, bro. N. - So I met Zach Louch today. Definitely changed my life.

by YokutoxSakura May 25, 2011

douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser" 2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible. 3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!" Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"

by Christine Cascio June 18, 2008

Louch

(Noun) a couch that is perfectly suitable and can even be considered ideal for sleeping. In some cases, a louch can be preferred over a bed for means of sleeping.

"I went back to a friend's house after the bar and slept on his louch, it was the best sleep of my life."

by LouchLover December 04, 2023

Louching

when you take a poopy and it makes a loopy so you cut it off and freeze it (with carbon dioxide or nitrogen) so you can smoothie it and consume it through any hole

Jenna Ortega: “haha babe why does your breath smell so bad” Judyhoppslover: “sorry babe, i just got done louching, don’t touch the blender for a while!”

by XxMrNipzxX December 08, 2024

chooch de louche

Someone who has gone above and beyond being a chooch. A jackass, idiot, moron, who is doing a better job than usual at it.

You could not be a bigger chooch de louche.....you slept with my mom!

by Wessmoe77 January 20, 2012