A fork of Rural Dictionary
M.O.B. Is an older woman who noses around in other peoples business , looks like a troglodyte, and has the personality of a sharp rock.
M.O.B is an acronym meaning Master of Blunts. One who is especially skilled in rolling blunts To be more specific an interchangeable letter can be added prior to this acronym for the first initial of whomever is claiming the title. Note: This is not to be confused with Master of Bears or Money over bitches!!!
Amanda:I suck at rolling this joint Keith: Want some help, I am the M.O.B.! Amanda: So you're the infamous K-M.O.B.
Money over Bitches. Need I say more. When I was 17 I had my heart broken. I vowed to never be with a bitch from this point on. I'm now 31 years old and a Westside Whiteboy vet and see that women are cheaters even if they've been married for 8 years and have 3 children. Just ask my brother. Oh a bitch wanted me and I refused the bitch. Comes out the bitch is married and had 2 kids. Fuck Bitches M.O.B. for life. A Westside Whiteboy.
Cause a year ago you know you loved the bitch. Now your stomach's upset and your feelings are hurt. She got you feeling like an old banana peel in the dirt. Bitch ass mothafuckas. Why do you wanna bitch? You best believe she better have me on the payroll - have a bankroll - buy me a Benz and keep my tank full. Other than that I don't want no bitch. M.O.B. for life.
Mothers (and others) Opposing Bush -- an organization based in Annapolis, MD who's sole purpose is to inform others of the dangers of the Bush Administration.
Hey, the people from the M.O.B. gave me some buttons today.