Country Dictionary

Jamaican patois for thorn or anything sharp that grows. somehting that "juks" (pokes/sticks) you.

macca juk mi finga!!

Large Willy male (minimum 8 inches). Gets sexy females and likes when they cream on his chest. Also called the all nighter as they can have long hard sex till the morning. Hunts lions for breakfast (Alpha Male)

“Have you seen Macca”
“Yeah what a sex god I wish I was a Macca@

An elite gamer and 'hax'. Someone virtually impossible to beat. Enemy to noobs. A word to define a person of pure ownage. Sometimes refers to self as 'tank.' Also can refer to someone with unlimited amount of food storage. If you're defined as 'macca' it means you're cool'ed'

"Fucking hell! i can't beat Macca... no one can beat him!"

"God... look at how much that Macca can eat! 2 whole meals.. and he's going back for more!"

Macca something everyone likes , from macca cheese (macaroni cheese becuase everyone likes it)

That show was totally macca!

(adj.)Rubbish, crap
exclamation meaning bollocks

" Have you heard the pop idol single? its f*cking macca!"

"Macca" is the term used when someone is talking out their ass. Absolute bullshit. Over exaggerating to make them seem bigger or better than they actually are.

Lad: I fucked her all night she loved it.
Mate: lad no you didn't, you talking macca.

A word which describes something as unfeasibly large compared to normality.

"The blonde guy from McFly has a macca head. He kind of looks like a lego figure"