A fork of Rural Dictionary
Malt licky Texas is the home of famous celebrity “bartle doo”, he went to crap mo stank elementary and graduated at peeny needles
Example of this word: I’m from malt licky texas
Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.
"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!" "After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."
A small Texas town outside of west Pflugerville City, TX. Most known for the world famous "Linky Burger" created by Mr.Stinky Coup. The Town consists of only 4 roads, and is not on most maps, but is a very important social area of the residents of the area.
Next to Pflugerville City, is a small town called Malt Lickey
A whisky which is distilled at a single distillery, and which is made completely from a single type of malted grain (usually barley). This is generally considered the best type of whisky. The most popular varieties are from Scotland although there are a few from Japan. Some are bottled at cask strength, but most of them are watered down before bottling. The age of the whisky is the whole number of years that have passed between distillation and bottling (during which it was kept in the cask).
On Burns night we'll wash down our haggis with a nice drop of single malt.
High-powered, cheap source of booze-based amusement when one has only thirty dollars until payday. Seven dollars buys a lot of time-killing fun.
All I had for entertainment was a newspaper and three forty ounce bottles of malt liquor. It was a great day nonetheless.