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dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals

That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.

by pünanas August 13, 2015

Meat Mangler

When a person stalks your penis or has a serious obsession with your tool.

Robyn: Baby i want it Rell: Damn it im playing madden Robyn: Please baby Rell: Damn it woman stop acting like such a meat mangler!

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

Mississippi Mangler

When hang your partner from a ceiling fan upside down and as she/he/they are spinning around your dick is slapping them in the face. Bonus: Have one man/woman for each fan blade, or have multiple dicks slapping.

i tied up my midget wife for a good ole mississippi mangler session

by redneck12432 January 29, 2011

penis mangler

the act of ones penis being "mangled". or the person who mangles the penie.

ah shit is that a penis mangler?

by uwu kill me now November 20, 2020

anus mangler

One who fucks an ass so hard it becomes mangled and broken.

Girl:Jimmy and I tried Anal last night, he's a real Anus Mangler!

by Packofblow March 27, 2017

cock mangler

a girl who is horrible at giving head and when you feel more teeth than tounge

damn that bitch sucks at giving head my dicks bleeing god damn cock mangler

by joe aragi March 06, 2008

Anal Mangler

A long object/weapon with a sharp and/or rigid end.

Ex: "Dude I'm a beast, check out my new anal mangler!" or "I challenge thee, to a battle of the manglers!"

by -Rob aka Xeo-Aesthetic May 19, 2008