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massives

huge mammary glands, transfixing most males!

she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido. my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor! need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!! russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!

by michael foolsley November 04, 2011

Massiver

When things are bigger than massive. I.e Massiver

Holly Willybooby has massive tits but when she is pregnant they are much massiver.

by the brown avenger November 04, 2011

massive

Cork slang for cute or attractive

That’s massive on ya!

Massive Massive Batty

Term to describe lanky skinny jean wearing gays who are still in the closet but obviously like men

Hey see that guy over there?" "Yeah. Massive massive batty.

by Asian_invasion June 12, 2010

massive

generally describes something / someone good, cool, sound, someone you're mates with. can be used in place of phrases such as "mate". can be used similar to the phrase legend when describing someone, comedical effect.

"massive!? alright?" "you alright massive?" "went to this gig the other night, it was pure massive" "orrr he's a legend him = orrr he's massive him"

by northern comedy crew July 22, 2008

massive

cool, awesome; as defined by Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report

Skater: "Dude I just did a 360 heelflip... blindfolded!!" Skater #2: "Woah man, that's massive!"

by nickqz October 11, 2009

Massive

A word to describe something big. It can also be a description of the male Gentiles.

"That man is massive!"

by MaffaMuffa April 07, 2017