A fork of Rural Dictionary
a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay
Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.
the absolute best person you'll ever meet. she always knows when to keep her distance or show up on your doorstep. she is the person that everyone wants to date or be. she has an artistic side to her that no one knows about. she's a sexy and busty brunette and has the nicest eyes ever. beware she's a very intense kisser.
there goes maura kosek, i wish she was mine...
When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries”
Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
Maura and Matthew work good together, they are your super power couple. They never let you down and if you let them out from your sight, they will let the party begin. Maura and Matthew are lovers they love each other. They are each other's #1 priority. Maura and Matthew will get married and have a family together. They are your friends that are attached to each other.
Omg have you heard about Maura and Matthew?! They're so freaking cute!
When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries”
Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
Such a silly person with an emo edge. She’s shy but also very loud at the same time. Anygays she’s a cutie.
Maura McElligott is a hottie mic thottie