Country Dictionary

noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.

Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life.

small but perfectly formed (no offence, but completely different to dwarves) and yes, we certainly do kick ass!

midget means beautiful diminutive creature,fantastic friend, fearsome enemy, less than 5' but can make a giant quiver in bed or in battle!

What you call someone shorter than you no matter what their height is. Usually this person isn't actually a midget, unless of course you want your achilles tendon cut out when you're not looking down.

Hey you might be a "midget" now but you'll grow up some day. How old are you again? 22? Oh well....

Midget is a term otherwise used to describe such one as a donut.

"Look over there, its a midget"
" Nah ow bro I think its a donut"

a) The state or quality of being a midget.
b) Displaying midget-like characteristics, either physical or mental.

Joe, I am rather perturbed by your midgetity.

The 4 foot tall person is clearly showing signs of midgetity today.

Jessy senft

Jessy senft is a small even for a midget

Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.

Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.