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St. Mildreds

A school where you need to pay for good grades and to get anywhere in life. If you come out as gay they out you to your family before sending you away. All the rich white snobs go here and always end up at strippers or no good wanna-bees.

Free therapy should be offered to everyone who goes here

Did you go to St. Mildreds? That explains a lot

by ew a dick May 07, 2021

the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.

Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."

by King Torch November 02, 2015

Mildred Pierce

Heavy ass song by Sonic Youth consisting of extremely fast shifting of power chords and heavily distorted guitar riffs

Playing Mildred Pierce on Guitar is a good way to develop Anemia caused by blood loss from the fingers.

by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

Mildred Ratched

Literally became a gaycon ever since Ratched (on Netflix) came out this year and we heard news Sarah Paulson was playing her. Pretty much lady macbeth but a lesbian? Although now you think about it... she's also a crazy bitch who gets upset when you eat her peach.

Person 1: Hey, do you know who Mildred Ratched is?
Person 2: Think so. That girl from "One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest", right?
Person 1: Well, kind of.
Person 3: Why the fuck did you ask?

by winchester-uris September 30, 2020

Mildred rawlinson

A spazmoid who dad is jake Paul and has a twin called Simon who got sloppy seconds and is jaeden leiberheber's g

Person: I just saw a Mildred rawlinson dabbing on the haters

by Riceaveryle October 03, 2017

pork it mildred

It means to step on a gas peddle and floor it.

When you driving in a car with someone. You want them to hurry up and go fast. You yell PORK IT MILDRED!

by ITALIAN July 28, 2012

tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy

Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!

by badbreth May 10, 2023