A fork of Rural Dictionary
instead of 'midas touch' where everything you touch turns to gold, the 'minus touch' is everything you touch turns to crap
andrea has the 'minus touch'...she tried fix the doll's arm and then the other arm snapped off
A statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.
Ned "i got my foreskin caught in my zip"
Emma " ah shit thats minus crack"
Ned " where's ma tins, i cant find my tins, this shit is minus crack
Lee Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Ned" for fuck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is fucking minus crack"
When you turn in a paper, but it's not quite good enough.
Cartman recieved a check minus on his math paper.
Also known as R- (R-Minus)
A Relationship where the two individuals like each other a lot and trust each other to the death but won't be come closer than a handshake, or at most a hug in really bad times.
They seem pretty close to each other, are they a couple?
-No, they are just in a relationship minus.
A malapropism for "might as well."
You minus well go home.
Minus well get my hole pozzed.