A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. To send out an emission of shit from one's poop chute.
"I was late because I forgot to tell Mission Control that I had to fire a missle. Oops, sorry guy."
A abnormally large member of the male, Larger than average consisting of more than nine inches in length.
Check out james's meat missle,"can we say wow."
the bologna pony express
a.k.a.- pocket rocket, the pussy pounder, flesh pop, the male genetalia, minus the scrotum, of an outright phallical nature.
Oh shit, oh fuck, the pork missle is armed and ready to blow.
A fart or shart that leaves a stain in your undies
i just dropped a skid missle and need a new pair of panties
a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you
Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too
violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue
Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles
Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice
Ben: It will be the shit of the century.
The opening at the front of a person's boxers or briefs.
Steve's Roner Boner took a turn for the worse when his erection popped out of his missle hole.