A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe a female whom a male is dating. Typically used in New Zealand culture and even parts of Australia.
Guy1: How's the Missus, g? Guy2: Yeah nah she's fucken algoods cunt Guy1: Fuck yea bro thats the good shit aye Guy2: How's your Miduk? Guy1: Sacked the cunt 'cuz she was talking MAD SHIT 'bout me fortnite skillz Guy2: Oh yeah mate fuck that bitch aye, I'll tell ya that Guy1: Fucken ouf cunt
A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well...... Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.
Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream? Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure. Person 1 - Very mindful.
a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.