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a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.

James was shocked when he lowered the man's boxers and was greeted with a Moby Dick.

When a guy goes out into the ocean for a swim, begins to float, and spanks it so he spews while floating in the water.

Hey, Diones is about to spew! There he blows, that Moby Dick son of a bitch!

The girl that got away. Alludes to Captain Ahab's elusive whale.

Man, that girl was my Moby Dick.

When you are performing cunnilingus on a not so fresh female. You become angered that she smells so you decide to give her a whiff of her own medicine. You then pretend that you are going to come up to kiss her and instead conjur up a burp and blow the smell directly into her nose.

One time I was going down on this chick and she stank real bad. I decided to get that bitch back and gave her a moby dick. She coughed and hacked real bad

Your girlfriend is giving you a hummer and you unload so hard that it squirts out her nose.

"It had been so long since his last encounter with a woman, when she put his weiner in her mouth, he ended up performing a Moby Dick."

When you nut in a girls mouth and she lies down (face up) and spurts it out of her mouth.

Dude I was really horny but my girl didn't wanna swallow so she did a Moby Dick

A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content. Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further

Person 1: Dude I just got an old creep dm'me Person 2: you have to moby dick him!