Country Dictionary

a mop is what you call a stupid or annoying person

person 1: that kid wouldnt leave you alone his annoying as person 2: i know his a fucking mop

v. the sexual act of stimulating a penis by "mopping" it with a vagina. much rubbing and clitoral attention included, with little or no penetration.

That hooker last night was rubbing her clit with my cock and mopping my unit, her stanky juices were dripping onto my balls...

Basically trying to catch someone slipping, or lacking. something blueface or redface what ever his name is talks about and does.

"im mopping the westside" "how am i going to slip if im the one doing the mopping?"

when u get hit and get knocked the fuck out

yo jeanna just got mopped

Member of Public

The MOP who’d reported the offence had sounded either demented, or on drugs, or something – but definitely not one hundred per cent in touch with reality. -- "Halting State" by Charles Stross

person with long hair

hey your a mop

n For reasons still unknown, the funniest fucking word ever.

"Hey! Check out that mop! Ahahahaha!!"