A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when a guy does a "Morgy Boi" Which is having sex with a banana peel, then masturbating in the ear of the girl you are having fun time with, and then when you cum in her ear, you lick it out of her ear and then french kiss her while your dick is inside her.
Yesterday I did a Morgy Boi to my wife... It was a great time.
When you have abnormally smelly farts anyway, and you overeat at the hibachi station, washing the food down with three bowls of yum yum sauce. Then wait until you go to an escape room and plan your attack. You must wait until about mid-way through, when the team starts figuring out clues and opens the second room. You covertly do a Morgie Shitvak while the timer is running down, making your friends walk back and forth between rooms with clues dry heaving through your flatulence cloud.
Hey, you guys want to do an escape room? Nah, fuck that last time I was Morgie Shitvak'd and I have PTSD! No way, I'm getting trapped again!