A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran
Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice Mum: you know it!
Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin
Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.
belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950
hes wearing his mutton dummies
To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well. Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob. Mutton: noun, penis.
"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)" "Do you want to button my mutton?" "Just button the mutton, alright?"
A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen! Chris: Why, thank you!
red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.
I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.
Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try