A fork of Rural Dictionary
Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.
Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!
to shizzle a nizzle. fuck go learn english, retard.
man: do you want to shizzle my nizzle?
me: fuck no. fuck off you fucking loon.
The white man's version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Andrew: Do you want to go play tennis?
Bruce: For shizzle my nizzle
Sally: Hey Tommy
Tommy: What do you want bitch?
Sally: Shut Up!
Tommy: Frizzle my nizzle! Damn!
An alternative to saying "Shit" or "Dammit".
Aw, Shizzle my nizzle! I forgot my ducking purse at Starbucks!
"yo dawg hook me up wit dat shit"
" foshizzle my nizzle "