A fork of Rural Dictionary
Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans
Me: *Eats Beans* Nigga: *Steals My Beans* Me: Nigga Stole My Beans
When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.
My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.
When some dick named Frank steals your beans and immediately throws them away right in front of you
Jim: What the fuck frank I was gonna eat those Frank: Sorry I had to. Trust me Jim: Goddammit I can’t believe Frank took my beans
It's been 47 days yet I can't get you off my mind even though you have a girlfriend because I love you to the moon and back. No seriously I even love you to Pluto and back but you don't love me too, I would give up everything for you but you won't do that too, I just wanna kiss and hug you, I wanna reassure you, tell you that you'll be alright and that I love you, well anyway this is the message I was going to send you, I guess it's pointless now tho as if you saw it you would probably show her, your girlfriend I mean, oh god I'm jealous of her, she's so beautiful and kind and most of all she has you and your precious addictive heart.
I'm guessing you found this from searching Leon my bean but instead you've got Leon my bean jealous sorry x.
it was me hahahhhahahahaah
person 1: who stole my beans? Person 2: it was me
When you accidentally let something you didn't want others to know slip out in a convo.
The government thought "oops I spilled my beans!" When they let the movie Santa vs the Martians be released.