Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

oh my god my butt hole

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt

Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up

by the funny one April 04, 2020

Heart dropped out of my booty hole

When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.

Omg, my heart dropped out of my booty hole.

by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1 Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma! Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes. Example 2 Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground* Dude 2: Night dude. Dude 1: Night.

by Crash569 August 13, 2010

Popped my holes

When a female finally gives up fighting the sexual urge and shows her intimate nakedness (buthole and vagina ).

It had been 5 dates already , after I had a shower I came into the living room ,bent over and popped my holes at Dave last night , he ravaged them Good.

by DJ robanski July 15, 2018

my big hole

what everyone think Ballo says in the song the Bear Necessities

I couldn't be fonder up my big hole

by darkclaw wolfgod May 07, 2023