Country Dictionary

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get off my pussy

used to tell someone to leave you alone or to shut the fuck up

dave wont get off my pussy”

by priscilla renteria March 17, 2018

Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no... Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts! Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer! dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts! Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment. Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif April 12, 2005

suck my pussy daddy

Sucking a woman’s pussy dumb bitch

Daisy: *moan* suck my pussy daddy! Jack: no fuck off

pop my pussy

to pussy ones pussy you must do a handstand while fingering your pussy.

her: I pop my pussy to this new bop him: cool. so you did a handstand while fingering yourself?

by megandhh January 13, 2017

Stop fucking my pussy!

1) Expletive used to demand that another person cease their verbal abuse. 2) A saucy response to question the validity of another person's statement.

My boss wouldn't lay off about how I screwed up the lunch rush, so I told him to 'Stop fucking my pussy!' and flipped him the bird. "Dude, I really think that hot chick is in love with you." "No way, stop fucking my pussy." Also: Are you fucking my pussy? I know it's mean, but I just love fucking his pussy.

by jyoung_df December 30, 2008

wah my pussy hurts

Wah My Pussy Hurts - this saying is used when someone such as yourself orders an ice cream, but instead gets given a boiling cup of tea which you proceed to tip down your front and into your genital area.

What the hell? I didnt want a boiling hot cup of tea, im going to pour it down myself! *pours down self*. Wah my pussy hurts :(

by Matt Lacero July 03, 2008