A fork of Rural Dictionary
Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.
Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh
May 5th is national pop a titty day for anyone who asks😧😊
Omg it’s National pop a Titty day akeelah lemme see 😱
On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.
"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"
Hey, it’s national flash a titty day, lmk see one of em
National pop a titty is a yearly tradition where on January 27th ladies should pop a titty for guys
Person 1: hey it’s National pop a titty day
Girl: ok and?
Person 1: so pop a titty
Girl: ugh fine
On the 11th of October every year you can tell your friends to send you a titty pic since it's the 11th Oct. They have to listen too.
Hey, it's the 11th of October, you know that that means! National Titty Pic Day 11th October.
On April 13th you can grab anyone's Titty. No matter the gender, race, taken, not taken, anyone. So be prepared people
Yo I'm gonna grab her titty because it's National Poke That Titty day and nothing's wrong with it.