A fork of Rural Dictionary
When ladies decide not to shave for the entire month of November, sometimes in response to the Men's No Shave November.
Man: Your legs are so hairy. When's the last time you shaved?
Woman: October? I am participating in No Shave November!
men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
no-shave November is a way of raising awareness for testicular and prostate cancer. They do this by simply not shaving, it would make more sense the other way around and shave it off, since that's what people with cancer have to deal with. Also, this is the laziest way to fund a charity, typical men. But, all jokes aside cancer is a serious thing. So, you would think men would run marathons and sell blue colored products that a percentage of the sales are donated to the cause. But instead people actually pay to help support a guys effort in growing hair!Personally I think this is bullshit! There is a tragedy many female Americans have to go through, one like myself.In the U.S their is a holiday called Thanksgiving usually towards the end of November. By celebrating Americans traditionally have a huge feast with family members and loved ones. You can see how this can be quite gruesome if you have a family member or loved one sitting across the table with a nasty ass beard with drips of gravy, turkey, mashed potatoes, milk from the morning and you completely lose your appetite. Or another family member sitting next to you passing you the dish of your mothers delicious stuffing you have been craving all day and then his beard brushes the top of the breaded spices of yumminess. And all of sudden your holiday is ruined yet again and everything you are thankful for is taken from you by no shave November.
My brother ruined thanksgiving for me by participating in no shave November.
Ah no shave November where some men do shave some look like bums and if your a girl that's just no don't do it.
Hey man I participated in no shave November but my wife didn't like it.
Hey all you women out there that participate in no shave November you best believe you'll also participate in no d December.
A side project to No Shave November. Women are often executed for participating in No Shave November because social norm is that it is "unacceptable" and "disgusting" for women not to shave, or for women to have any excess hair on their body in general. Full Shave November encourages men to shave their legs, faces and armpits instead of growing their facial hair, thus reversing the gender roles.
Guy 1: Hey man are you doing No Shave November?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm doing Full Shave November. My sister got bashed for doing No Shave November just because she's a girl. Fuck traditional gender roles.
The polar opposite of No Shave November.
In response to negative reactions to women doing No Shave November, some men began to protest by shaving their entire bodies for a month - All Shave November.
Man 1: Dude, did you shave your arms?
Man 2: Yep. And my legs, my chest, my ass, etc.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: All Shave November
Rule 1: no shaving for a whole month(Nov)
Rule : no trimming
The only time it is allowed is if there is a design that was there on oct 31, but cannot shave design
Can shave if you could not shave on oct 31 but have to shave on nov 1 and go till dec 1
Her: what are the rules of “No Shave November?”
Him: go look up No Shave November official rules