A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.
"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)
It means that you have no roux, therefore you are a no roux noobie. It can mean other things as well, but that’s a secret that you can determine for yourself.
“Dumb dumb, give me gum gum.” “No.” “Ugh, no roux noobie.”
1. n. the act/s of practicing or warming up before playing a video game against other, by playing against lower, less-expeirenced players, (i.e. noobs or noobies) EX: "eating noobs alive" - simply just beating them senseless in a game, without much effort or determination, showing your superiority in skill and expeirence.
Before playing matchmaking on Halo 2, my friend, Alex, and I ate some noobie snax. Because of previous noobie snax, I was able to win the tournement with ease.
Someone who is useless at being gay.
Someone who is either new at being gay or just doesnt know how to be. John: Did you hear that Dave just came outta the closet? Sam: Yeh hes such a Nooby Gayboy Dave : I didnt know George Michael was gay! William: Oh your such a Nooby Gayboy! "I felt like such a Nooby Gayboy last night when i almost gagged"
One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody or.... your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair
why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes or.... Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...
A noob that is so noobish in their ways, beliefs, and actions that they are sometimes mistaken for a ass.
According to Jim is the noobis maximus of all sitcoms.
A Girl who is pretty much awesome all around. She's caring and sympathetic, but she doesn't take shit from anybody, especially haters. Also, she is witty. A girl who is super witty, on the spot.
Guy 1:"Hahaha, did you hear what Noobie Choobies just said?" Guy 2:"No, what?" Guy 1:"You had to be there, hahahahaha." (AUTUMN :) Guy 3:"Oh, Sam, How I appreciate her." Guy 4:"She's so considerate." Guy 3:"That's Noobie Choobies for ya." Guy 5:"That girl doesn't take shit from no body." Guy 6:"That's right, she's Noobie Choobies."