A fork of Rural Dictionary
National kiss a soccer boy day
the soccer boys are so cute!! Its November 5 which is national kiss a soccer boy day so i gotta pick one.
November 5 is were you hug and hold hands with you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
Sofia-hey babe it’s November 5
Mike-*holds her hand and hugs her*
November 5th is commenly known as love your best friend day.
Friend: It's November 5th!
Friend: So?
Friend: Gives hug and hands gift*
November 5th is the international kill your teacher day. Today you are allowed to kill your annoying math teacher without any consequences.
Cop: why did you kill mrs Morrigan.
Student: Sir, it is November 5th
Cop: so?
Student: it is the international kill your teacher day.
Cop: well, then it’s fine. Have a great day.
National give Alois Trancy affection day.
This day celebrates the dumb bitch known as Alois Trancy, as he needs affection all day everyday and especially today because it’s his day of birth, and if you don’t, he’ll poke your eye out and spit on your eggs.
I don’t make the rules it’s just the truth.
It’s November 5th,
All hale alois trancy!
national red head day in the usa... pretty cool
compliment your red head friends
"November 5th is national red head day!! "