A fork of Rural Dictionary
Time to shut up or grow a pair
Person 1: "I'm scared to go into the basement" Person 2: "Well it's time to nut up or shut up"
kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger
tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up
When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.
My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA
A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.
Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts." Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."
when your nuts are located just above the penis......(up-nuts) usual found in public urinals.
Man 1 "dude have u noticed your balls are just above your penis" Man 2 "don't fucking laugh dude, i've got up-nuts!!!" Man 1 "Hahahahaha....powned"
After a guy blows his load; either solo or in the company of a tight pussy, and then blows another in succession. The nut is only considered a follow-up nut, if two key pieces of criteria are met: 1.) The nut must be blown in the same session as the previous. 2.) The refractory period must not exceed 10 minutes in length, before the successive nut is ejaculated: “t > 10 = FUN”. Should all criteria not be met (i.e. the refractory period exceeds 10 minutes in length; or the successive nut is blown in a future session, the nut is not to be considered a follow-up nut but instead falls into the classification of “The law of iterative nut busting”).
Dude, last night I blew a fat load in my wifes pussy and the pussy was so good that she squeezed out a follow-up nut which completely drained my sack! After last night, I have been shooting blanks.